Don’t piss in my pocket and tell me it’s raining. And then try to sell me an umbrella. Hell’s teeth! How sucky a sucker do you think I am?

Goin’ ’round door to door. Seekin’ out poor frightened folk to predate upon, with your hocus pocus bullflop!

You can stick your damn snake oil where the sun don’t never shine. And you can take a running jump off a cliff while your at it.


Get the hell off ma land!

Damn phony baloney god botherin’ Jeebus creeps!